1 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:10,809 Damn. 2 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:17,727 I can name that Tune in three notes. 3 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,764 That's very clever. 4 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,598 Thank you. 5 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:24,234 You all right? 6 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:27,270 Uh, yeah, I'm just working Up some estimates, you know... 7 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:30,206 Projected revenue from the Sales of "Blood on the badge." 8 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,042 Could have borrowed my abacus. 9 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:34,778 Mm-mm. Not enough beads. 10 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:39,071 I like your style... Greedy. 11 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,952 - dietrich: morning, cap. - harris: hi, barn. 12 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:43,019 Gentlemen. 13 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,144 - hi, barn. - woj. 14 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,423 - barney. - yeah. 15 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:49,725 I heard from my publisher today. 16 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:50,894 Yeah? 17 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,729 They got in some initial Sales figures, barn, 18 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,697 And it looks like "Blood on the badge" 19 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,432 Is really gonna take off. 20 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,833 Hey. 21 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:00,170 Barn, they're already talking About a second printing, 22 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,672 Increasing my Royalty percentage, 23 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,107 Plus, this week, 24 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:07,410 I should get a big fat check For the paperback rights. 25 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:14,317 They're turning my apartment Building into condominiums. 26 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:17,253 Oh, barn, I'm so sorry. 27 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:20,357 Live in a place 15 years, 28 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,325 Raise a family there. 29 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,727 Next thing you know, Some corporation 30 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,263 Is buying the place Right out from under you. 31 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,065 And they're just Kicking you out? 32 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,233 No. 33 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,767 They're giving me 90 days 34 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:35,238 To either vacate the Premises or buy the place. 35 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,773 Well, that isn't fair. 36 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,342 May not be fair, 37 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,711 But more and more Rentals are being converted 38 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,146 Into individually owned units. 39 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,148 Reasons given are High maintenance costs, 40 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:48,084 Low profit margins, Et cetera, et cetera. 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,087 Analysts are predicting In the near future, 42 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:55,058 There'll be virtually no decent Rental property available. 43 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:57,127 I just made that up. 44 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:00,085 Why don't I get that? 45 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:05,168 So, what are you Gonna do, buy the place? 46 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:06,837 I don't know. 47 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:10,640 I-I mean, that's a... That's a big deal. 48 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,043 The last major Financial decision I made 49 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,677 Was to buy this suit. 50 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:18,770 Well, at least you Got 90 days this time. 51 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,185 Got a disturbance on delancey. 52 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,586 Honest. 53 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,410 Take this one with you. 54 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,491 Okay, rizzo, in here. 55 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,628 Sure, sure. Hey, This is much nicer. 56 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,230 Captain, this is daniel rizzo. 57 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,965 I picked him up on my way in. 58 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,766 And I really appreciate it. 59 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:37,900 What? 60 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,636 I just escaped from jail. 61 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,439 Oh, not one of Yours... A competitor. 62 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,441 I was at the corner Of 10th and bleeker 63 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,010 When I observed the suspect here 64 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,979 Steal a hot dog From a street vendor. 65 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,747 Hey, I needed something To chew, for god's sake! 66 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,183 Come on. 67 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,418 You wouldn't believe the Stuff they were feeding me... 68 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,688 Noodles, baby Food, mock apple pie. 69 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,123 Who's they? 70 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,358 - the people who locked me up! - who were? 71 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:03,493 I don't know any names, 72 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,495 But they all live at The cadden apartment, 73 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,097 The big project Down by the river. 74 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:09,065 And they kept you Against your will? 75 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:12,268 Yeah, in a cage in A stinkin' basement! 76 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,104 - why? - that was the sentence. 77 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:15,938 - what sentence? - from the trial. 78 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,840 What trial? 79 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,110 Just giving you a breather, sir. 80 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:22,312 They said I tried to Rob their apartment, 81 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,380 So they had a Trial, convicted me, 82 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,015 And put me in their jail. 83 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,084 Could be vigilantes, sir. 84 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,585 Thank you, levitt. 85 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,721 Pretty shocking, huh? 86 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,923 Put him in the cage For the time being. 87 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,626 Okay, papillon, over there. 88 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,929 - did you listen to this? - yeah. 89 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:41,097 Take a run over to That apartment complex, 90 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:44,100 See what you can find out, And take levitt with you. 91 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,901 Come on, levitt. 92 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,937 Hey, barn, as long as I'm going over there, 93 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,639 You want me to Check on vacancies? 94 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,041 I'm not out on the street yet. 95 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,909 Okay, just looking ahead. 96 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,545 I appreciate that. 97 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,180 Vacancies? Moving, sir? 98 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,848 It's not certain yet, levitt. 99 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,917 They're changing his Building over to condominiums. 100 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,088 Oh, congratulations, sir. I Hear they're all the rage. 101 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,611 Let's go, levitt. 102 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,593 Thank you. 103 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,317 Ah, it was nothing, sir. 104 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:24,667 In here, mr. Ganz. 105 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:27,270 The whole purpose of Our work is to help people, 106 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:30,039 And they treat me like I'm some sleazy salesman 107 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,274 Pushing pots and pans. 108 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,908 I'm not interested. 109 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,477 What do we got here? 110 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,512 Oh, that's donald ganz, barney. 111 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,382 Broke down the door of an Apartment over on delancey. 112 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,650 Burglar? 113 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,452 Census taker. 114 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,619 Oh. 115 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:45,455 Is it time for that already? 116 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,623 Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,226 Ganz, I'm captain miller. You're with the census bureau? 118 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,595 I'm a regional field enumerator. 119 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,897 - I count people. - yes, yes. 120 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,567 They're supposed to fill Out these questionnaires 121 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,502 And send them back, But nobody does. 122 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,037 Mr. Ganz was in the building 123 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,838 Doing a door-to-door follow-up. 124 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,375 Every apartment, the Same thing... "Go away!" 125 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,777 "We don't want Any!" "Nobody's home!" 126 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,346 That doesn't fool me. 127 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,116 Well, apparently he took a Little more aggressive tack 128 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,718 At the apartment of One mr. Enrico santini. 129 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,153 I could hear them Inside, lots of them. 130 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,856 So he forced his way in. 131 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,091 He was chasing the santinis Around the apartment, 132 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,626 Trying to count heads. 133 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,296 I had most of them cornered When they showed up. 134 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,665 Well, regardless, the Entire santini family 135 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,533 Is pressing charges. 136 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,134 Even mama? 137 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,136 Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,539 Uh, dietrich, you Want to book mr. Ganz? 139 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,007 B-b-but, captain, listen, 140 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,510 People have a legal And patriotic duty 141 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,077 To provide this information! 142 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:43,480 I agree, mr. Ganz. 143 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,815 Unfortunately, your Methods were a bit extreme. 144 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,917 I tried being polite, courteous. 145 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,619 And you know what you get? 146 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,021 Profanity, doors Slammed in your face... 147 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,523 I have things to do. 148 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,459 People with things to do. 149 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:59,595 Nobody cares enough To take one second 150 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:03,099 To stand up and be counted! 151 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,467 Sure. 152 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:06,168 Catch ya next time. 153 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,471 You got a minute? 154 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:09,594 Over there. 155 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,910 Barney? 156 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,934 Yeah. 157 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,649 Barn, um, I just Want to let you know 158 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,717 That I might be a Couple of minutes late 159 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,085 Getting back from lunch. 160 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,755 I've got an autograph Session over at doubleday, 161 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,657 You know, for "Bob." 162 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,926 Bob? Who's bob? 163 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,629 "Bob"... "Blood on the badge." 164 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,868 That's what they're calling It on the cocktail circuit. 165 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,503 You'll have to forgive me. 166 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,739 I've been a bit Distracted today. 167 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:45,675 Oh, barney, you still got That apartment on your mind? 168 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,079 Barney, look. 169 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,515 I mean, you know that I don't usually pry, 170 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:55,540 But, um... How much they want? 171 00:07:56,676 --> 00:08:01,157 $137,000. 172 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:04,326 Mnh, for that place. 173 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,263 Oh, barney, I mean, not That it's a hovel or anything. 174 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,432 That's all right. That was my reaction. 175 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,167 Well, of course. 176 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:14,570 Barn, it could be a very Good investment, though. 177 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,706 Yeah, I don't know If I can swing it. 178 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,442 I mean, I don't know what the Monthly payments would be. 179 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,211 Oh, please, barn, allow me, huh? 180 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:26,816 Let's see. $137,000... 181 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,185 With 25% down. 182 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,287 25%? 183 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:36,225 That leaves a Balance of $102,750. 184 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:40,696 At 14%... 14%? What's prime? 185 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,398 Oh, don't worry About prime, barn. 186 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,266 That's for their Really good customers. 187 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,402 That's not you. 188 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:50,406 Uh, let's see, factor In closing costs, 189 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,876 Uh, approximate Maintenance fees. 190 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,100 Oh. Taxes. 191 00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:02,452 And, um, let's see... A few incidentals. 192 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:05,555 Divided by 12. 193 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,949 Oh, barn, it must Be the batteries. 194 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,934 If people would only realize 195 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,471 An accurate census is Important for everyone. 196 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:24,206 It determines political Representation, 197 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,375 Allocation of federal funds. 198 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,078 It's even used in Targeting vital programs. 199 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,580 I know. It's just that today 200 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,582 People are becoming More and more hostile 201 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,984 And even paranoid about any Kind of government intrusion, 202 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:38,054 Even when it's for legitimate And beneficial purpose. 203 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,789 Come on, I got to Put you in the cage. 204 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,991 You know, you are The first civilian 205 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,293 I have ever spoken to 206 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:46,028 Who really appreciates Our problem. 207 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,263 Okay, in here, mr. Ganz. 208 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,700 Look, uh, call me don. 209 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,391 And you are, uh... Nice try. 210 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,773 Okay, bender. 211 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,709 Bender, come on. 212 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,877 You can't do this. I'm a Servant of the people. 213 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,112 Just keep moving, all right? 214 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,147 Hey, hey, we've been Looking for you. 215 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,016 Hey, it's too late! 216 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,283 Miss neimier. 217 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,486 You want to stop Dawdling and get in here? 218 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,021 I've never been arrested before! 219 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,489 I don't know the procedure! 220 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,558 We have a right to Keep our homes safe! 221 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,893 Step over here and be quiet. 222 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,528 Mr. Roth, follow my voice. 223 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,796 Okay, okay! I'm Coming, I'm coming. 224 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,932 All right, you're now Entering the squad room. 225 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,601 I know. I've been here before. 226 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,202 Hey, listen, it's not legal 227 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,706 To have us come down Here, you know what I mean? 228 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,952 Woman: I don't have to Put up with anything! 229 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,648 Well, I guess that's lunch. 230 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,504 Um, excuse me. 231 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,120 Excuse me. 232 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,421 Excuse me. 233 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,623 I don't want to take it anymore! 234 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,147 Excuse me. 235 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,964 Yeah, you and what army? 236 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,032 Hey, hey, let's Just be quiet there. 237 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,300 Who's speaking? 238 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,569 I'm speaking. I'm The police officer. 239 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:00,770 I don't care who you are! 240 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,980 Wojo... What is this? 241 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,483 It's the court. 242 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,118 Hiya, captain. How are ya? 243 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,788 You remember bruno bender. 244 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,089 Oh, yes. 245 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,892 Always a pleasure, mr. Bender. 246 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,450 I'm getting the feeling That you don't like me. 247 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:31,667 And these people, I assume, are, uh... 248 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,336 This is stella neimier. She's the court reporter. 249 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,805 Will this take very long? 250 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,607 I got muffins in the oven. 251 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,709 I really couldn't Tell you, mrs. Neimier. 252 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,011 Mr. Leon roth, defense counsel. 253 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,414 Mr. Philip lucather, Prosecuting attorney. 254 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,682 Mr. Bender? 255 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,739 I'm the judge. 256 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,520 That figures. 257 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:54,357 Barn, you should See this operation. 258 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,759 I mean, they got a Jail in the basement, 259 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,428 They got a rec room Turned into a courtroom 260 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,698 With a jury box and a bench, 261 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,200 The american flag, Picture of nixon. 262 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,869 He's coming back, miller. 263 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,705 You see him at the Ballgame with gene autry? 264 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,696 He looked sensational. 265 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,613 Mr. Bender, according To mr. Rizzo here, 266 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,948 You tried him, You convicted him, 267 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,617 And you imprisoned him. 268 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,318 It was a fair trial, too. 269 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,654 Oh, yeah, with him as my lawyer? 270 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,090 I gave it my best shot. 271 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,058 Didn't it ever Occur to you people 272 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,994 That you're not Allowed to do this? 273 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,662 Now, hold it. Wait a minute. 274 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,930 We got a charter, 275 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,332 And that makes us the Neighborhood justice center. 276 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,570 Come on, show him The paper. Go ahead. 277 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,871 Looks official. 278 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,874 That's from the law enforcement Assistance administration 279 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,576 From the justice department. 280 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,245 You ever hear of them? 281 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,915 I'll have to check This out, mr. Bender. 282 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,383 In the meantime, 283 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,919 We're gonna need some more Information from all of you, 284 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,720 If you don't mind Finding seats... 285 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,823 Anywhere. 286 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:04,994 Here you go... Bruno. 287 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,528 Uh, mrs. Neimier... 288 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,431 Dietrich, you don't look busy. 289 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,798 Can't fool you. 290 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,700 Would you mind having A seat over there? 291 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,037 - what about my muffins? - park them over there. 292 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,540 Levitt, you want to take a Statement from mister, uh... 293 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,843 You don't remember me, captain? 294 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,111 Huh? 295 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,879 Roth. 296 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,403 Leon roth. 297 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,718 I can't hear shrugs! 298 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,987 I'm sorry, I'm afraid I Don't recognize you. 299 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,658 You arrested me for Shoplifting three years ago. 300 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:39,428 Oh, right, yes! 301 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,731 And you... You remember My roommate, mr. Lucather? 302 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,334 Sure. We evicted you! 303 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,702 Right, yes. 304 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,638 Sir, we could reminisce About the good old days 305 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,940 After the statement, 306 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,741 If it's all right with you? 307 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,885 Fine. Mr. Lucather, Would you step this way? 308 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,517 Hey. My lawyer show up yet? 309 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,819 I'm right here, danny. 310 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,455 Not you, my real one. 311 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,758 What? You're firing me? 312 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,360 Yeah. 313 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,551 But I'm still working On the appeal! 314 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:20,202 Well, I'm... I'm calling Because I'm, uh... 315 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,839 I'm... I'm in receipt of your, Uh, initial asking price, 316 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,842 And, uh, I... 317 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,801 I might be willing to, Uh, make a counter offer. 318 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,338 Did I say something funny? 319 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,419 Firm. 320 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:41,245 $137... 321 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,061 You know... 322 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,763 One might think that I-I-I would be entitled 323 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,198 To a certain amount Of consideration. 324 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,167 I have, after all, Lived in the apartment 325 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,069 For 15 years. 326 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,771 In those 15 years, I have paid rent 327 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:59,497 In excess of $50,000. 328 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,902 That might be a crumbled Cookie to you, but... 329 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,750 Look, I wouldn't Be so glib about it. 330 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,018 You know, one of these days 331 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,220 People are going To start standing up 332 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,488 And refusing to be pushed around 333 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,756 By the big Conglomerates like you 334 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,780 Whose only concern Is the almighty... 335 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,628 For god's sakes, can't You see where this is going 336 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,030 If it keeps up like this? 337 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,898 We'll have all the rich People living in manhattan, 338 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,567 All the poor people Living in the bronx. 339 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,034 The society will be Even more isolated 340 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,738 And alienated than it is now. 341 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,341 I don't want to hear Any legal technicalities! 342 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,097 Just give me a final word! 343 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,370 That was two words! 344 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,023 Bender. 345 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,458 What the hell's going On? What's happening? 346 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,959 It's no big deal. 347 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,728 Wojo: uh, excuse Me, can I help you? 348 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,496 Uh, yeah, I'm charles bogert, 349 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,466 Attorney for the law enforcement Assistance administration. 350 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,700 Are you captain miller? 351 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:02,471 Uh, no. I'll be right back. 352 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,241 So, uh, how are things Going in washington? 353 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,575 Just great. 354 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,078 It's all over for jimmy, huh? 355 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,002 Sure, nobody cared when He went to the ballgame. 356 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,451 Mr. Bogert? 357 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,486 I'm captain miller. 358 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,322 Captain, I'm afraid I'm A little bit confused. 359 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,657 So are we. 360 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,726 These people are part Of a community court, 361 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,529 Authorized and funded By the government. 362 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,298 Yeah, well, I'm Afraid your court 363 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,301 Has been conducting Criminal prosecutions, 364 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,236 Imprisoning people. 365 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,838 That can't be. 366 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,240 They were empowered 367 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,277 To arbitrate only Community grievances, 368 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,579 Resolve minor Disputes with neighbors. 369 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,681 That was boring. 370 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,183 Can we talk Somewhere in private? 371 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,073 This way, mr. Bogert. 372 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,290 Mr. Bogert? 373 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,558 I work for the government, too. 374 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,683 Yeah, uh, things Are tough all over. 375 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,432 What's the matter With people today? 376 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,701 You tell me. 377 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,504 Why is everyone Always in such a hurry? 378 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,440 I mean, why can't People ever take the time 379 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:17,179 To just stop and Count the flowers? 380 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,336 Who's the dullard? 381 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,452 Basically they're good people. 382 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,455 I guess they just got A little carried away. 383 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,291 Look, if you release Them in my custody, 384 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,693 I'll assume full responsibility. 385 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,129 I'm afraid it's not that Simple, mr. Bogert. 386 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,398 See, mr. Rizzo has filed a Complaint against them... 387 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:40,035 False imprisonment, Vi... Can I help you? 388 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,103 Do you want any Of this taken down? 389 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,105 Sorry, I thought she Was going for coffee. 390 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,289 Come on, stella. I'll Give you some shorthand. 391 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,448 Uh, look, captain, 392 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,584 These courts are Functioning very efficiently 393 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,586 In many, many communities, 394 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,756 And I'd hate to see one Unfortunate incident 395 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,558 Jeopardize the program. 396 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,761 I'm afraid there's Nothing I can do about it. 397 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,229 You know, captain, 398 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,265 This couldn't come At a worse time for me. 399 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,801 I've got many other Problems to handle. 400 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,504 I can say the same thing. 401 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,106 Look, I feel confident we Can work something out, 402 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,377 Arrive at a reasonable Solution to the problem. 403 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,613 Do you know anything About real-estate law? 404 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,548 What? 405 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,138 Can they do this? 406 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,355 Social security number? 407 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:38,982 Uh, 553-28-7524. 408 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,232 Unless they're lying. 409 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,289 Driver's license number? 410 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,305 Moot point. I'm sorry. 411 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,862 Hey, I drive on occasion. 412 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,647 Sure, you answer All of their questions. 413 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,516 Is that the dullard? 414 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,684 Yes, I'm with the Bureau of census. 415 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,285 No kidding. 416 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,655 You know, mr. Roth, It's even more essential 417 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,990 For handicapped People such as yourself 418 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,592 To participate in the census 419 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,961 So that you make sure The government knows 420 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,430 You're part of the country 421 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,433 And are entitled to your Share of attention and services. 422 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,901 Hey, a guy came to the Door just last week, 423 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,337 Said he was from the census. 424 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,972 I filled out the forms With him and everything. 425 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,574 Well, good for you! 426 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,098 Encyclopedias came yesterday. 427 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,949 You could get a Temporary injunction. 428 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,018 But that's a waste Of lawyer's fees. 429 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,286 Thanks anyway. 430 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,020 We leaving now? 431 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,489 I am. 432 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,657 What? 433 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,158 Well, there's Nothing more I can do. 434 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,660 Are you cutting us loose? 435 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,630 You'll have to suffer the Consequences of your actions. 436 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,599 That's not fair. I say We make a run for it! 437 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,636 All right, take it easy! 438 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,138 Captain, we were only Trying to make a place 439 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:58,974 Safer for us to live in, 440 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,676 And it was working. 441 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,845 Mr. Lucather, I Sympathize with you, 442 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,614 But if everybody went Around doing what you're doing, 443 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:09,184 In no time, we'd Have... No crime. 444 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,520 The point is, we've Got a judicial system 445 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,523 That we've got to Have a little faith in. 446 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,348 Barn, rizzo's bail ticket's Waiting downstairs. 447 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,399 Nice timing, huh? 448 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,334 Just turn him loose. 449 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,537 Have a seat, mr. Bender, Mrs. Neimier, please. 450 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,906 Captain, I've really Got to get out of here. 451 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,240 I know the feeling. 452 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,442 Good luck to you All. I'll keep in touch. 453 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,179 Oh, captain, about Your housing dilemma... 454 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,581 Yeah? 455 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,484 There is one other course Of action that occurs to me. 456 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,919 What's that? 457 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,554 Jersey. 458 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,044 Think about it. 459 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,293 - captain? - yeah. 460 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,329 I really appreciate your help. 461 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,830 Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, go ahead. 462 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:58,667 Hey, sorry I can't stay, guys. 463 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,269 But I'll see all you Folks at the trial... 464 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,939 You know, yours. 465 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,341 Get a haircut. 466 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,998 Come on. 467 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,669 That the best you could do? 468 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,685 Sir, I got their statements. 469 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,542 Okay, process them. 470 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,681 Okay, everybody, on your feet. 471 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,563 It's time for Pictures and prints. 472 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,498 Let's fall in. 473 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,589 Form a straight line. 474 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,136 Get in there. 475 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,272 We'll be moving down The rear corridor 476 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,408 And heading on down To the second floor. 477 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,677 Marines, huh? 478 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,445 Explorers. 479 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,635 Move out! 480 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,516 Okay, there'll be no talking, 481 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:51,475 No straggling, no Smoking in the stairwells. 482 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,123 Come on. 483 00:21:55,147 --> 00:22:00,128 Uh, barney, they got Ganz' ticket downstairs. 484 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,251 Okay, send him home. 485 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:09,004 Oh, talk about humiliation. 486 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,339 Back so soon? 487 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:13,141 Two hours I was there. 488 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,643 I'm aware of that. 489 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,780 Didn't unload one copy. 490 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,281 We had a few problems Around here, too, 491 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:21,450 As a matter of fact. 492 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,619 Standing behind a Crummy card table, 493 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,687 People afraid to look at you, 494 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,089 Scared they might Have to buy a book, 495 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,325 Making u-turns In the aisles, barn. 496 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,928 People walking Past you like this. 497 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,531 I mean, I'm just not Accustomed to being ignored. 498 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,232 Excuse me. 499 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:38,900 Ganz: captain? 500 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,036 I just wanted to say goodbye. 501 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,638 Goodbye, mr. Ganz. 502 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,906 Actually, this day Wasn't a total loss. 503 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,609 I got to talk to a good Number of people up here. 504 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:49,812 Well, I'm... I'm glad You feel that way. 505 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,680 And I realized that The whole trick 506 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,214 Is in learning how to reach out 507 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:55,050 And really Communicate with people. 508 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,652 You're absolutely right. 509 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:57,808 I mean if we... 510 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,681 I don't think he was finished. 511 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,005 Hmm? 512 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,107 Sir, I just thought You'd like to know 513 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,808 That everyone's been processed 514 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,877 And sent down to Manhattan south. 515 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,812 Fine. Thank you Very much, levitt. 516 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,381 Something else? 517 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,617 It's in regard to your impending Loss of home and hearth. 518 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,719 I, uh, took the liberty Of perusing the paper 519 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,721 And circling some of The better prospects. 520 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,059 Levitt, I'm... I'm really Not in the mood. 521 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,326 My apologies, sir. 522 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,595 I didn't mean to Show my concern. 523 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:43,231 Uh, levitt... 524 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,800 Here, come on. Let Me take a look at it. 525 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:46,824 Yes, sir. 526 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,608 This is the obituaries. 527 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,143 An excellent source, sir. 528 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,545 And I might add, today's Crop passed away 529 00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,814 In some of the better Neighborhoods around town. 530 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,149 I really don't think... 531 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,051 Of course, I would allow A day or two for mourning. 532 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,041 - levitt! - I'm on my way out, sir.